Monday, February 23, 2009

Mystery Motorist of Ireland

The identity of one of Europe’s most notorious drivers, who racked up dozens of speeding and parking offences in a crime spree across Ireland while continuing to elude the courts, has been uncovered by police - with the help of a dictionary.

So apparently "Prawo Jazdy" means Driver's License in Polish - and the Irish kept entering it as first and last names!

Stupid Irish!

Prawo Jazdy

Sunday, February 15, 2009

British and French nuclear submarines collide!

So, if I were to believe the rhetoric from the Europeans for the last several decades, this is the kind of stuff the US was supposed to do... So WHAT HAPPENED????

Not the British and the French!!!

STUPID BRITS, STUPID FRENCH!

Nuclear Sub Crash!

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Sex fun at Cambridge!

..."Education chiefs were “horrified” as girls were snapped on their hands and knees using their mouths to roll condoms on bananas hanging from boys’ trousers"....

This is not some party college - this is Cambridge..

Stupid British Higher institutes of learning!

Cambridge girls' booze and sex shame

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Employment by Astrological Signs...

So, this insurance company in Austria has decided that a good idea is to employ only people born under certain star signs....

Really! Read for yourselves....

Stupid Austrians!

Only under certain star signs

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

British TV...So civilized - NOT!

This is just great ...This is the so called "civilized" or "most polite" country...

..."interview in which Ross infamously said he would 'f*** her' before adding she was 'clearly gagging for it'"...

More than just Stupid Brits!

Gweneth Paltrow /Jonathan Ross Interview

Nursery children to be banned from playing under tree...

In the UK...

.."Council officials want to ban nursery children from playing under a tree - claiming they will damage the roots by trampling the ground"...

Stupid Brits!

Don't play under the tree

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Bank paying you interest?

..."Cheltenham & Gloucester customers who took out a deal at 1.01 percentage points below the Bank's base rate will be paying no interest at all.

For technical reasons, they will still have to make payments - 8p a month for a £100,000 loan - but the money will be refunded"...

Really!

Stupid Brits!

Bank paying you interest..

All women should be lesbian - UK Feminist

This from a stupid brit... (sorry Julie - I do not discriminate based on sexual preference)

..."I think it's time for feminists to re-open the debate about heterosexuality, and to embrace the idea of political lesbianism"...

There you go - women should stop sleeping with men to prove how what? Progressive they are? Cool? Better?

I don't think this woman is doing any favors to either womens causes or gay causes...

My sexual revolution

German state-owned rail operator spying on workers?

You don't say. Not in the enlightened country of Germany...

"Two of Germany's biggest railway unions demanded more explanations from the state-owned rail operator Deutsche Bahn on Saturday to explain why it spied on more than half its workers between 2002 and 2003."

Stupid Germans!

German govt. owned rail operator spies on workers

Asse water...

Germany’s Federal Office for Radiation Protection (BfS) has announced it began checking drinking water for radiation in Kissenbrück near the controversial nuclear waste facility Asse in Lower Saxony this week.

But I thought the Europeans were such good environmentalist!!

Asse water not safe to drink

Lords for Hire in UK...

This is the latest scandal in the House of Lords... Apparently some members are willing to trade favors for money. Nah! Not in the UK!

Read for yourselves..

Stupid Brits!

Lords for Hire

Gastronimic Racism in Italy! Oh No!

A small town in Italy is banning "ethnic food" in what is referred to as "gastronomic racism" by the left, in an effort to preserve Italian culture.

They should consider banning pasta and tomatoes - not to mention gun powder!

Stupid Italians!

Gastronomic Racism in Italy

Die your hair blonds to beat the recession in UK...

One hair care brand reported sales of blonde products up by two-thirds compared to a year ago.

According to this Stupid Brit hair care guy.."this trend is linked to the country’s economic woes"

Stupid Brits!

Downturn brings an upturn in Blondies

The french strike - don't even get me started!

The French are on strike. The national productivity is down almost an entire percentage (who can tell the difference between the French working and not?)

What a phenomenal idea to deal with the financial crisis - contribute to it!

In the words of a French commuter interviewed by AP:

"I'm not against the fact that people demonstrate to defend their interest and their benefits as they say, but is this really the best time to do it considering what is going on right now with the economic crisis?"
The French on strike

Bank of England Employees asked to wear heels, make-up..

Ok - this will fix the financial crisis...

...they sent out a memo to female employees detailing just how they should dress for success, important now more than ever in These Economic Times, the worst financial crisis Britain's dealt with since the Depression....

Stupid Brits!

Bankers need more make-up